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A mixing of the words smashed and hammered. It describes a situation when you are too drunk for words.
I got totally shmammered at that party last weekend!
To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place
A cross between being shit faced and hammered.
Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.
The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered
Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.
The mix of being completely shit-faced and hammered in the same moment.
I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered
To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered
Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.
When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.
I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.