Shmeal

Anything that you can hit
Can also be used as an adjective or verb in place of thing associated with getting high or buzzed.

Nic, carts… crack is the red headed step child
“Do you got some shmeal”
“Let’s go get shmealed in the bathroom”

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Shmeal

It means whatever you want it to mean, it helps in a roast session

Nigga thats why you smell like shmeal fuck outta here

Nigga who tryna smoke some sh meal

Shmeal gang

Pull up on your shmeal with a ski mask

Bro I crossed that lil niggas ankles I took his shmeals

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Shmeal

Halfway between a shnack and a meal. For when you're hungry and a shnack isn't enough and a full meal is too much so you go the happy medium, a shmeal.

I'm pretty hungry I'm gonna go make a late night shmeal.

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Shmeal

This word refers to marijuana; the herbal drug that is usually smoked.

As a noun- Ben always has good Shmeal to smoke.

As a verb- Ben and Jake Shmealed before practice yesterday.

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shmeal

A word that means Stuff.

Linze went to the store and bought some icecream and "shmeal".

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Shmeal Theory

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

hadda shmeal

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.

Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.

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