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Shmeezus

A man named Shmu/Shmuel with long Jesus like hair. When his hair is long enough his name is changed to Shmeezus for the greater good of everyone everywhere.

Shmu: What's good g?
*friend noticing long hair*
Friend: ayyyy you're shmeezus from now on!

*friend 2 catches on*
"Shmeezus we're going to eat later, you should come in a white robe so we can trip people out."
Newly nicknamed Shmeezus: alright, let's do it man.

by IdRatherBeADragon September 13, 2021