Shmeow

What does Shmeow look like?

* Shmeow comes in a clear liquid and a white or off-white powder form.

How is Shmeow used?

* Shmeow is a tranquilizer most commonly used on animals.

* The liquid form can be injected, consumed in drinks, or added to smokable materials.

* The powder form can be used for injection when dissolved.

* In certain areas, Shmeow is being injected intramuscularly.

Who uses Shmeow?

* Shmeow, along with the other "club drugs," has become popular among teens and young adults at dance clubs and "raves."

How does Shmeow get into the United States?

* Marketed as a dissociative general anesthetic for human and veterinary use, the only known source of Shmeow is via diversion of pharmaceutical products.

* Recent press reports indicate that a significant number of veterinary clinics are being robbed specifically for their Shmeow stock.

* DEA reporting indicates that a major source of Shmeow in the United States is product diverted from pharmacies in Mexico.

Shmeow now or Shmeow later? SHMEOW ALL THE TIME!
Shmeooooow?
Shmeow me!!!!

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Shmeow

Shmeowing is not intercourse, it's lightly tapping a vaginal or anal hole with your penis.

Girl: I am so hot right now, too bad we are in public with our friends.
Boy: Lets go shmeow in the bathroom real quick, they'll never know.

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Shmeow

When you say shmeow you:
Feel good,
Have nothign better to say
Want to annoy someone
Just like to say the word. (I do it all the time, its addictive)

Me:Well E=MCshmeow.
You: OMG I UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE NOW!
Me: Shmeow.
You: <3

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shmeow

To be so chill and relaxed, mellow state of existence and being. To be completely content with your existing atmosphere.

lowell: im fkn shmeoooowwwwww dag
moe: yo me too. sara is so shmeoww
sara: fuck dude im so shmeow right now

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shmeow

Saying shemow is indication that:
-your in a state of feeling good
-you see something you like
-in a state of excitement (sexual and non-sexual)

When looking at a member of the opposite sex that looks attractive, you say shmeow.

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shmeow meow

1. to be extremely baked and not know what to say so you just simply start speaking in cat language.
2. to be excited or facinated in anyway that just makes you feel the need to express yourself in cat language.

stoner 1: dudee, wanna smoke another blunt?
stoner 2:shmeow meowwww,
stoner 1:uhh. okay, i'll pack another bowl then.

or

person 1: omg! that zebra dress is on sale!
person 2: fucken shmeow meow!

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shmeows

A word spoken from one lover to another, aknowledging each others conversation.

Him: Hey, I love you.
Her: Shmeows !
Him: Let's go for a nice walk today.
Her: Shmeows.
Him: Shmeows !!