A βfriendβ whoβs heart is in the right place but doesnβt bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.
JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.
JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
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An undesirable in a friend group, someone you canβt get rid of
Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways
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A guy with a good heart, but he kinda sucks.
"Kevin has good intentions; he wants to rage, he wants to bond, he wants to tan. But his overall presence bums everybody out, he's such a shmole." -Chad Kroeger
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A shmole is someone who does something strange or walks odd. In general a shmole is anything that does something u wouldnt do..
Look at Tara, shes such a shmole!
Look at you shmoling along the road.
Omg you have such SHMOLE hair today!!
Girl- You look nice
Girl 2- Noo i feel like a shmole!
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The dude in the squad that just sucks.
Juan: Alberto ruined our game of pool by making us leave the bar early.
Will: Alberto is such a Shmole
To shmole is to smoke marijuana in a 'softly' cheeky way, where the cheekiness is mitigated and therefore not fully severe.
For instance, one example of shmoling would be if a regular member of the smoking group is absent (making it possibly cheeky to smoke without him) but he conveys his benevolence towards the smoking via text or other electronic communication.
Another example would be smoking out of doors in a society where it is illegal, but in a spot that is far from where one is likely to be caught.
A final example would be waking up and smoking in bed - on your day off. Stealing your own bag for a cheeky one could also be considered an example of shmoling.
"Homes, we wish you were here yo. We're gonna tip out some of this chronic as a mark of respect."
"Don't tip it - shmole it."
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A bowl of marijuana and tobacco smoked from a bong, AKA a moche
Bro I just took a fat shmole, I need to sit down.
Did you just take a shmole in my bong? Now I have to clean it.