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In the same vein as shart, only far more terrifying.
A sneeze which forces a little poo out.
I hope that I never shneeze again.
(shneeze again)
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The rare occurance where you are taking a shit and you sneeze at the same time. Your shit instantly comes out to the point where you almost don't need to wipe.
I just shneezed while in the bathroom and couldn't get through one page of my book.
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(V.) Shitting your self whilst sneezing
"Oh man I just shneezed myself! Now I need to change my underwear!"
A rare occurrence, where one is in the library in the midst of "shhhh!"-ing someone, when, quite suddenly, you explosively sneeze; thus ruining all credibility.
"Some girl stormed into yonder library, wherein she began bitching deploringly about recieving an atomic donkey punch. I was inbetween throwing a long "shhh" at her, when I suddenly shneezed like a tourrets victim that snuffed too much cocaine. I'll never live this down at the men's club, that's for Damn sure."
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Shneeze:
Shneeze Shhhh - Knees
A combination of two bodily functions;
1. Shit, the human excretion function
2. A Sneeze
Generally, the two are combined while one is sitting in a bathroom stall; one inhales strong defecation odors seconds before sneezing, then, while sneezing their bowels continue to defecate, sometimes in spraying like a sneeze from the anus.
John was sitting in the office bathroom stall taking a work dump when a sudden sneeze came on, he inhaled strong poop odor before letting out a Shneeze.
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A shneeze is when one individual shits and sneezes simultaneously.
I think I just had a shneeze spell in your backseat.