Shobby

(brangelina) inseparable couple always lookin for a 3rd wheel.

shobby: "it is sooo good to see you! Just hang out with us"

friend: "ooh, i gotta let my dog out"

hey I'm gonna come by the bar, please tell me the Shobby isnt there

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shobby

a cross between a jobby and a shit.

"did you just use the toilet?"
"yeh, did a shobby"

"man, i need a massive shobby"

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shobbie

Taking a shit

Excuse me. I've gotta go shobbie

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Shobby

A person in a poor condition

I am coming by your house please tell me the shobby isn t there

Shobby

Shobby (noun, pl. shobbies) A shop that is more of a hobby for its affluent owner, it has no set opening hours. A shobby is usually found in gentrified town/district that has completely displaced all the creative and artistic residents. It typically sells kooky upper middle class knickknacks that are hand made and ethically sourced that have a locally produced vibe. The items cost three times as much as the handmade, locally produced vibe and ethically sourced items the displaced artists used to make.

“That shobby’s opening hours are more erratic than my bowel movements after dairy” or “This street has a lot of shobbies, a great place to go if you want a $450 plant pot made by Sicilian nuns”