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A Shoebill stork is a endangered species of bird. Despite having the word stork in its name Shoebills are more related to pelicans and seagulls than storks. Some people might think that a Shoebill would be aggressive or rude, based on their appearance and how they are territorial; but Shoebills are surprisingly nice to humans as far as to let a random stranger touch their children. Because of how the Shoebills act they are hunted for sport and took to be tested on. The ironic gun sound that Shoebills are most known for is their mating call; it sounds like a gun because they lack vocal cords to make sound so they snap there beak together to make the iconic gun sound.
Child at zoo: wow can we go say hi to that big bird over there mom.
Mother at zoo: ok, but it's called a shoebill and it's name is Sushi. When we go meet Shushi remember to bow to show you want to pet them.
Child at zoo: ok moomm, I will.
a very scary looking bird :(
i dont like it
person 2 "hey look a shoebill!"
person 6 "spooky"
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One of the most FUCKING INTIMIDATING BIRDS ON EARTH
A: hey look its a Shoebill Stork!
Shoebill Stork: *stares*
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April 18th is national shoebill day, a day to appreciate some not well known animals.
The national shoebill date is a play on the year they were found, 1840.
I don't even know how this would be used in a sentence...
"Happy national shoebill day..?"
Piece of shits whom praise birds. These dumb birds look retarded and hypnotise their followers to also be retarded. They are very selfish and often abuse the little, sometimes no power, they have. They have meetings in which they lick each other’s asses and Aldo engage in other gay activities.
*Boy runs through corridor screaming som random shit and smashes into door*
Boy 1- Must be part of the shoebill gang
Boy 2- definitely, you can tell by the way he acts
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