shoghi

Shoghi is a person who's name should actually be Johnathan, but due to their unusual kindness they were gifted by the fates with a name of higher merit. Shoghi's are often born in Brazil, and have an uncanny talent for playing Football. Not hand football, but REAL football. The type of football you actually use a ball for and not the type you use a squished oval shaped pointy thing. A Shoghi can sometimes be found fighting with his friends to open doors for them and carry things for them. Shoghi is also very smart and is a pro at all things academic as well as being very funny. Shoghi's usually grow up to be either police officers, stand up comedians, or professional football players.

Ex#1.
"Stop being such a Shoghi, you know how annoying it is when you are nice."

Ex#2.

Person: "Wow, you're so good at Soccer! Is your name Shoghi by any chance?"
Shoghi: "ITS CALLED FOOTBALL!"

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Shoghi

A person who dances in the worst possible place.

That girl was shoghi'ing in a funeral.

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Shoghi

To dance around a question or request, ignoring the situation while attempting to maintain a air of interest. To only then ghost completely and flak out entireley. After which completely ignoring any follow up or accountability.

Mike: "We're going to the bar as a shop, you should come out too! They have pretzels with like 15 dipping sauces!"
Shoghi: "Ooooooo i like pretzels AND dipping sauces"
Shoghi: *Ignores all texts, turns into a ghost, never brings up the time he flaked*