shoket

1. A person who uses bias to form strange conclusions about the future of the universe

2. A shoket can also be a person who contradicts himself

1. person 1: what’s that guy on about
person 2: oh he’s talking about how he thinks gay people will take over the planet, he’s such a shoket
2. person 1: sir i got 75% on this quiz
person 2: that’s not good enough

person 3: but i only got 50% and he hasn’t said anything to me yet- he’s such a shoket!