shot in the dick

An excuse used to get out of something dangerous

Guy 1: You gonna join the protest?
Guy 2: No man. I might get shot in the dick!

shot himself in the dick

When you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.

Tye: Why did Ritchie's girlfriend just pour her drink over him?

Zane: He just shot himself in the dick by telling her to shut up for a while.

Ritchie: Hey Guys : D

Tye: Dude.. You're so pathetic!

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a rainbow shot out of my dick

“A rainbow shot out of my dick” is ASAP Rocky’s description of using hallucinogenic drugs that kicked in while he was having sex.

“No lie, a rainbow shot out of my dick. It had a sound with it like a piano. I have no idea why there was a rainbow coming out of my penis.”

ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.

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