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slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions
Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
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To cut the cheese many small times in rapid repitition.
Homey ate somethin' whack and is now shredding the cheese like Machine Gun Kelly in my Benzo!
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Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head
Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting
*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME
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I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.
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you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it
shredded nacho cheese chalk
marshmallows are kinda chalky too now that i think about it
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Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.
It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.
Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it
Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.
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