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Is the lord of pain and the angel of final atonement.
Taken from the book Hyperion by Dan Simmons
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The literal devil incarnate shaped like a cute bid. this bird is the literal devil as it captures its prey at impales them alive and leaves them to die then rips them apart so it can eat them easier. Shrikes are literal devils.
Person 1: hi like my lizard?
Person 2 Yea it looks cute!
Shrike: ooooh that looks yummy i should steal it, impale it, rips its corps into peaces and eat it in front of its owner, maybe i will even drop some of its blood on them.
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(n)The Basiest Campiest BFV base camper period. Known as |K-5|Shrike; Addicted to camping;(v) Describing one who has been sniped by a basecamper; (Adj)A camper that cannot be found no matter where the hiding place.
1.)Holy crap..ITS SHRIKE
2.)Dude....I just got Shriked
3.)Where the hell is that damn shrike?!
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A cold-blooded flying homicidal murderous little fuck that likes to impale animals on a fucking spike like a fucking kebab
A Shrike impaled little Timmy's Cup Poodle on a stop sign.
A work of fucking art that should be the new otf choice for badasses like John Wick, Boondock Saints, and Deadpool:(check out PVKs YouTube channel for an inside scoop).
Can stab through car hoods like butter; is built to wear in instead of out; and yet is light as feather.
Have you seen the new Shrike OTF, it's a knife collector's wet dream. Can't wait to see John Wick or Deadpool with one in their next movies!
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In the foodie world, a shrike is someone who has a deep hatred for "Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee". The hate extends to both the show and the host. Shrikes usually can be found on food blogs making snarky and bitchily hilarious comments about Sandra's horrible recipes
Heather: OMG, I can't believe they said that Sandra Lee must have fucked all the Food Network executives to get her TV show.
Brittany: What? Like, who said that?
Heather: The shrikes at my favorite food blog.
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A mother-in-law who is beyond bitch. Worse than cunt. Totally meddling in the affairs of her son's relationship.
Wife and husband or girlfriend and boyfriend are arguing, and for some reason, the subject of his mother comes up, to rub his face in dirt, she calls her a 'shrike'.
Wife/girlfriend: Your mom is a freakin' shrike!
Husband/boyfriend: No she isn't!
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