Shrinky mcwinky

A shrivelled yo winky that looks like a wet paper bag it is most common with Middle Aged women and is a serious disorder for the mentally retarded as they start carrying there young in their shrinky mcwinky this in turn suffocates the child lowering the Brain capacity of these fellow retards

Me:“Doctor I have the T word!”
Doctor:”no it cannot be......A SHRINKY MCWINKY!”
Me:yes and I carry my 24 year old son in it like a baby kangaroo”
Doctor: your dad hits you