shriv

a bothersome old person with an antiquated perspective.

I asked the shriv to stop throwing his taco bell trash on the ground and he said, "Don't tell me what to do. I been here longer than you."

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shriv

A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.

That guy we met at the party last night was such a fucking shriv.

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shriv

usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist

Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows

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shriv

real small wrinkle dick

cory monroe has a Hela shriv as dick.

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shriv

A small dead bird found shriveled on a wall

"oh my god! Shriv has gone crusty in the sun!"

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shriv

Any woodland creature of actual or fictional existence which dwells exclusively or voluntarily in mushrooms.

I'm pretty sure your grandmother is a fucking shriv.

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The Shriv

When you haven't fucked a girl in 3 weeks.

Bhul is on the shriv. Allergic to the shriv

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