shrocking

A tiny creature that resembles shreck

often found taking a DOLOP in the swamp

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: LOOK AT THAT CREATURE WHAT IS IT?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2 : ITS SMALL AND LOOKS LIKE SHREK IT MUST BE A SHROCKING

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: WHY IS IT CONKING OUT?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2 : LOOK ITS GREEN AND THICK

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: THATS FAR OUT DOODE

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 3: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2: WERE HAVING A GOOGLE AT THE SHROKLING DISCHARGING ITS LOAD

Shrock

An Ogre Cock.

Karl enjoys praying to shrek whilst caressing his shrock.

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shrocks

shrocks. the shrek crock. the roadmen are quaking at these fresh creps they bouta finesse some

ay up look at that geezer wearin those crepes imma bout to finesse me some fresh shrocks bois

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shrock

the blend between Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Shrek

DAMNNNN SHROCK IS SO HOT!!

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Shrock

A genre of music based around the British TV Show, Sherlock. It stands for Sherlock Rock. This genre is widely known to be awesome, but has a high population of Johnlock lyrics.

My iPod has mostly Trockand Shrock songs on it.
Did you hear A Bromance in Bohemia's newShrock song?

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Shrock

(N) A handsome, tall, muscular male, usually with elite fighting skills.

This definition stems from the ancient greek word Soomatophylax, meaning elite Macedonian infantry guard and senior Macedonian general.

Person 1: "Woah, did you see that punch combination?! He totally just knocked that guy out!"

Person 2: "Yeah man, he's such a Shrock."

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Barbed Shrock

A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.

Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.

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