a penis that is longer than it is wide.
Man that dude had the biggest shrode i had ever seen!
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The act of masturbating, then taking a nap. Turns any bad day into a good day.
"Katie's having a bad day, so she's going to go shroding."
"Well, that will turn her bad day into a good day."
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A shrode is a simply known as a penis or dick that is shaped as a mushroom hence the dick has a huge a head and as the very same time the penis or dick is also shaped as a chode meaning the penis or dick is short and fat. Overall a shrode is a mix of words mushroom and chode to describe a penis or dick:)
Devyn : maddie did you ever hook up with that guy jake last night?
Maddie : NO YO! Jake has a shrode as a dick.
Devyn: oh yeah ew that's nasty
Maddie: tell me about it. Never liked jake anyways
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A shrode is a simply known as a penis or dick that is shaped as a mushroom hence the dick has a huge a head and as the very same time the penis or dick is also shaped as a chode meaning the penis or dick is short and fat. Overall a shrode is a mix of words mushroom and chode to describe a penis or dick:)
Devyn : maddie did you ever hook up with that guy jake last night?
Maddie : NO YO! Jake has a shrode as a dick.
Devyn: oh yeah ew that's nasty
Maddie: tell me about it. Never liked jake anyways
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1. unit of weight that is equal to 2.3 metric tons
2. a large amount of produced commodity of a shroder member
can you get me a shrode-load of dirt?
did you see that shrode-load on her face?
Ruins your loan files and blames others
You really shroded that loan there.
Dropped a shrode and it didnt close
A shrek chode meaning someone who looks like shrek and has a tiny chode.
βHey Szymon, your clearly a shrodeβ