shrub rocketeer

Similiar to pipe-to-pipe bushman, a fence fowl, a bent ref, the crazy world of arthur brown

You know, people call me a shrub rocketeer every day and it's just another form of racism

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shrub rocketeer

Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.

I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.

Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.

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shrub rocketeer

person of dubious habits esp. at time of full moon see (word) Gimblett

stop acting like a shrub rocketeer you twat

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Shrub rocketeer

Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.

Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.

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