shucker

Similar to an oyster it refers to someone or something very ugly on the outside but beautiful and fruitful on the inside.

A- Thanks for setting me up with that shucker we really had a good time.
B- I told you she was awesome. Is she a keeper or what?
A- To be honest I would say that is exactly what she is because I will do anything I can to keeper from from being seen with me in public
B- Asshole

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shucker

putrid rotten terrible word for “Korean person” (The word “shucker” is 600% more vulgar than the word “shit”)
(Although the word “dick” is quite offensive, it is 700% less vulgar than the word “shucker”)

Don’t call any Korean people a shucker. Shucker is a nasty word for “Korean person”. It is absolutely racist and offensive. (The word “shatter” is 500% nicer than the word “shucker”.)

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shuckered

To be rApEd by an endangered green rhino from mount everest.

Ah shucks I just got shuckered my jew, Ah shuckers Ive been shuckered.
Reeeeeeeeeeee I have been SHUCKERED

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Coconut Shucker

Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.

That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!

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Pud Shucker

A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.

Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.

Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.

I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.

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corn shucker

Someone who is talented at giving hand jobs.

Your girlfriend is a great corn shucker, I never came so fast before

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Condom Shucker

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.

Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.

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