shufting

The act of taking powdered drugs, applying to ones pinky finger and packing it into ones anal cavity. Generally used to test quality.

"These ass-less chaps are particularly conducive to shufting"

"How did your ass get so ragged?"-

"I have been shufting since the late 80's"

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shuft

shoved with vigor, usually up into one’s or another’s rectal cavity.

“Someone shuft a cucumber up my ass!”

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shuft

Combination of 'shut it' and 'shift'. Used in a state of heightened agitation, when trying to get past someone who is blocking the way.

Oh would you just shuft!

Shuft!

Dear god, shuft!

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shuft

scrambled version of "shits fucked up"
basically showing something went terribly wrong

i tore a hole in my new shoes... so basically i
got shufted.

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Shuft

When a deck of cards is shuffled

The deck is shuft