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Shy cocks

Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.

Jim and John really have some shy cocks.

by sheshkable March 17, 2009

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Shy Cock

Medical condition. The main, indeed only, diagnostic symptom of shy cock is an inability to urinate in the presence of others.

English TV presenter Konnie Huq is widely regarded as a vociferous campaigner for a better understanding of shy cock and its affects on those afflicted.

"I'll go for a slash when I get home... I've got a bit of a shy cock."

by RetardBoy December 11, 2008

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shy cocks

the phenomenon of cock looking shyly around corners.

Look around that corner, it's a pair of shy cocks!

by booboo doo boo April 4, 2007

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Cock shy

Entering a public restroom for a quick wizz and upon seeing other men at the urinal, opting to use the stalls instead. Usually implies one has a small penis.

I really don't want to have other men laugh at my 2 inch dick, it makes me all cock shy!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016


cock shy

A male (usually teenaged) who is pathologically shy about exposing his genitals to other males such as when stripping off in locker room and/or showering publically with other men at a public facility. Someone afflicted with cock shyness is often a mommy's boy with a low bodily self-esteem and poor social skills. These poor fellows will often change into their sports gear at home and leave after the game to shower elsewhere.

Fred: Jimmy's BO could take paint off a wall, doesn't he know how to shower?

Bill: The poor bugger's cock shy. Too afraid to visit the showers in the dorm.

by HarryFlashman June 15, 2013


cock shy

1. a person too frightened to have a sexual encounter
2. a sex game where three males with erections stand in formation and the opposing team throw ring doughnuts over the erections - like quoits

1. timid and cock shy she may be - but she loved her rampant rabbit.
2. "we were winning the cock shy by nine points" said trevor dejectedly, "when alec lost his erection and all his doughnuts simply dropped off."

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

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