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a person who is embarrassed to shit in public restrooms, or one who is embarrassed to shit when other people are close by.
He would never go to the bathroom when other people were around, he'd hold it all day long till he got home from work and would let it go. That man is a shy shitter.
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This is when someone says they'll shit on your chest, but they just squat over you and fart for ten minutes.
This chick I met was a shy shitter so I was sucking gas all night!
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Shy Shitter Syndrome, or SSS for short, is an epidemic that makes waves, or lack there of, around the world. People suffering from this terrible plaque have trouble taking a shit in public, or when people are around, making it very unpleasant for the sufferer and people they're with.
Ted: Dude, I gotta take a shit so bad.
Bill: Well there's a bathroom over there.
Ted: I can't use a public restroom! I suffer from Shy Shitter Syndrome!
A person pooping in a public restroom, who goes immediately silent when someone else enters the facility as if embarrassed to be pooping in public.
Guy #1:"It sure is quiet in here, but I can tell someone's in that stall."
Guy #2: "Probably just a shy shitter."