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siegfried

The worst residence hall at Notre Dame. Siegfried hall is notorious for providing housing for males that were deemed too sexually incompetent, ugly, or downright stupid to be randomly placed into any of the other residence halls.

The previous winner of the Darwin award lives in Siegfried.

Guy 1: "Hey how'd you do on your art test"

Guy 2: "I didn't show up, but the class is full of Siegfried kids so I still got an A".


Girl 1 "Hey there's a party at Siegfried with 2000 beers"

Girl 2 "I would have to drink all of them myself to even talk to one of those ogres"

Girl 1 "I'm gonna go kill myself for even thinking about it"


by ilovenoodles January 21, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


siegfried

A character from wild arms 1/3 varionses include siegfreed,zeikfreed,zeikfried.
A demon who wants to make humans into demons and use the plantet as a starship in wa3.
In wa1 which is a thounand years in the past his goals are mostly the same exept he is a bit more foolish and gets possesed.
He is around 2000 years old and died about 3 times the first he is killed during the war but alzard revives him, second when in wa1 he fights the heros in a battered state where half his face is gone,one arm the other is now his sword,he armor is broken and he has no legs but some of his skelton is sticking out and he dies when he uses up to much power and the dimension he was in callapes and the third after surving three assalts he fuses with a fafnir dragon and fights the heros again but thanks to a dragon he is beaten.
Gamewise he is a powerful boss having no weakness fairly high hp being the fastest boss in the game and strong attacks.his singular attacks are dark spear nexis,Gulmzaber and proton beam his more powerful and multie hitting is negative rainbow which he uses when he is toying with you and ultranegative rainbow when he gets seriose which can reduce your hp to 1 and his most powerful attack is zeik/sieg inpulse which does massive damage and in terms of plot without him there would be no game.
The charector is properly based on sigurd which in the languses today its siegfried/siegfreed he was renowned as siegfreed the golden and he got that name by slaying fafnir which used to be a giant who killed his father for some treasure and used magic to turn into a dragon to protect the gold but siegfreed killed him thanks to a plan from odin giving him fame.
Siegfreed is also the norse version of achilles as he was invunable exept for his shoulders.

Old one but if someone is a Siegfried in rugby it means he is strong,deadicated,loyal and brave but in a srum he is easily hurt.

by AFGO October 26, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Siegfried Sassoon

A war time poet, who was thought to be Gay, and enjoyed moaning about the continuation of the 'Great War.'

Ross :"i believe the war upon which i entered..... has now become a war of aggression and conquest."

Rachael: " isn't that something Siegfried Sassoon would say?"

by crunchycreams June 8, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


siegfried and roy

In Texas Holdem, when a player is dealt pocket queens, he/she is said to be holding siegfried and roy.

See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches

After he reraised my pocket tens, I went all in...only to find out, to my unquenchable dispair, that he was holding siegried and roy

by Mike January 24, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


siegfried and roy

Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?

Named after the famous (and very gay) magicians who perform magic tricks in Vegas.

by MC Menses December 3, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


siegfried and roy

your getting it on with your woman and after about 30 or 35 seconds you realize your rockets ready to launch, but you dont want your woman to know you are a minute man so you quickly pull out and go down on her, and cum on her bed, (or any surface you may be on), and after the seman stops flowing, you put it back in for round 2 before she ever knows what happens. now youve gone from dud to stud, magic! sigfried and roy!

(Gwen Phillips is a Bitch) siegfried and roy

by mike hunt is my name July 17, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Siegfried and Roy

The art of giving a girl an Albino Bunghole Tiger, then having her turn around and bite the tip of your dick off

I gave my girl an Albino Bunghole Tiger and she got upset and retaliated with a siegfried and roy.

by D.S. Bacon September 11, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž