a person who is not only a simp, but became a swiftie because of it. they're a little bit girlypop and very zesty, though we cant say gay cause he does like a girl 😔
person - why is bro listening to taylor swift
me - oh, hes a simptie
person- huh?
me - this chick he likes is a swiftie, and hes a massive simp
(lsym wea)