Simptitude

Adj., the magnitude of ones simpage

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Brian? He's a tier 3 sub to Pokimane.
Guy 2: Wow, his simptitude is off the charts!

Simptitude

The level of which one is a Simp

"Bro, Nolan's grown some major Simptitude over the last couple weeks... chasin' three different girls? C'mon."

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Simptitude

noun. a way of thinking or feeling in the manner of a simp, typically one that is reflected in a simp's behavior

I don't know what to tell you man, my simptitude led to a lot of heartaches. That's on me my guy.