Sithathanosituatianious

A: Many situations or shituations happening at one time, making you lose track of each one.

B: An event so breathtakingly stupid, you can practically feel your brain disintegrating from how many brain cells you lose.

A: "yo bruh, so much stuff is happening right now, i got into a car crash and a deer ran through my window and stole my phone out my hand and-" "man your day today is so sithathanosituatianious"

B: "oh hell nah bruh, look at this sithathanosituatianious ahh mf trying to drink ice cream with a straw"