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A school that has the weirdest disciplinary rules.
Latecoming 4 times per term will result in a Fair Conduct and a Pink Form.
Smoking/ Fighting is also a Fair Conduct and a Pink Form.
In Secondary school, the guys are extremely homosexual but a 180 turn occurs when they move to JC as they become ultra-simps.
Some lose extreme weight to the level of being a literal stick, while others side with the girls no matter what the situation is in order to be well liked by girls.
The school is also very efficient in spending its financial resources, building a water feature to put your legs for bacteria orgy, building a maze in the middle of nowhere and finally purchasing a metal detector machine that has never been used before.
Person A: I got stripped naked by a bunch of guys in SJI!
Person B: Ora Et Labora
94👍 4👎
a school where everyone is homosexual and sitting on each other’s laps, but when the women come it, they turn straighter than a pole. a school in desperate need of financial advisors. a school which spent its money on a foot bath, for the ultimate foot fungus orgy. a school that spent its money on a gay ass looking maze in the middle of nowhere, and the worst part is, its not even a maze, there’s only one path. a school that makes you sell all your organs and your grandma to pay its school fees. like srsly, they cost so much but they use to build useless garbage. a school that is painted mostly white, leading to a cleanliness situation god can’t save. a school with classrooms more beatdown than gang members. a school where you need to walk a whole marathon to get to the MRT station. like pls HCI has its own station. a school that hosts celebrations on zoom calls, and does it in the most scuffed way possible. a school, whose management and business practices constantly remind you that it’s going broke and out of budget.
overall, 7/10 pretty cool school
guy: “I went to SJI”
other guy: “So that’s why you’re gay”
15👍 1👎
A funny school with some good teachers and effecient spending on funny waterfall and funny maze instead of something such as a cool student lounge. No money to the point that they had to close a cafe in 2018 although it was a good cafe. Also has shit food except for one muslim stall
Students are known to procrastinate and according to one of those people in the school, in addition the moment you transfer into sji you will be worshipped like a god. Also most students suck at physics and if you don't people won't like you
You're such an SJI man, only one type of food you cook is good. Now go and study.
14👍 2👎
A School that has people with extremely large pp. It houses all of the famous ministers from the sigma country of Singapore, like John Tan.
Person A: Bro I went to SJI for sex.
Person B: Ora Et Labora!
a place where without a clique you're pretty much done for
what an sji! he knows without a clique he's a lonely bitch!