SJP

The acronym for Sarah Jessica Parker. Usually said with a stereotypically gay flamboyancy.

Oh my god SJP looked so fantabulous at the Gloden Globes!

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SJP

A person who is so ugly that their looks resemble that of Sarah Jessica parker

Ew oh man, check out that SJP

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SJP

Ukrainian version of meaning "suck my ass."

- Yo, man ! Why you so wack!
- SJP !

sjps

a private school that is really sad

Do you go to sjps?

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SJP Hands

Hands that are disproportionately huge compared to the person's body like Sarah Jessica Parker's (SJP) hands. Typically, a female whose hands are larger than any man's hands or could easily be mistaken for man hands.

Damn! That girl has SJP hands. She could one hand a basketball with them.

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SJP

To pseudonymously advocate for the annihilation and ultimate elimination of Jews, thereby rendering the advocate both an antisemite and mentally handicapped.
Same for BDS (as a verb).

That dude SJP’d the facts and made no fucking sense.