A "Skeenis" is the laziest or lamest dude in a given group of people. It could even be his nickname.
Victor- Hey Jimbo, did you bring me that bottle of malt liquor I asked you for?
Jimbo- No man. I thought you were just joking!
Victor- You're such a skeenis man!
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Ulysses- What the hell? What skeenis left these Cheez-It crumbs all over my bed? Oh my...is that a turd?
Dick- Sorry dude. Guess I got drunkadelic with some change I found in your drawers and then passed out in your room. As it turns out, I shit in your bed also.
Ulysses- Good Lord, Dick. You're a real skeenis.
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A word to describe a joint or a an object that contains tobacco and marjuana.
Reezy: "Yo blud meet me at the corner shop for a fat skeeny"
Shxdow: "Yeah fam gimme 5 mins"
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A phrase used to acknowledge something you previously were unaware of. Mainly used by people with no intelligence and that are dickheads or have serious problems with their testicles as their jeans cut off all blood circulation to them.
Person: You are an absolute dickhead
Dickhead: Skeenie Weenie
Person: Go die
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A meme of when a happy overweight dog farts
Overweight dog: farts
homie: man yo dawg such a skeeny toot
skeenis is a nickname for skyla. skeenis comes from the racquel word of βskeener wiener.β skeenis is a very energetic and funny girl. she also LOVES talking to other skeenises.
βskeenis is the best human being on earthβ
A term used to describe a member of the friend group with the smallest, skinniest penis in the group, research shows to be more common in shorter men.
Dude did you hear about Connor? That midget has such a skeenis!