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sketcholepsy

A chronic disease in which the sufferer often will uncontrollably sketch off. A debilitating stigma follows the sufferer, and they often have trouble keeping friends and getting laid.

John, a long time sufferer of sketcholepsy, has been with a woman only twice. However, both experiences ended in violent sketch offs, in which he disappeared in less than 3 seconds.

His best guess as to what a female breast feels like is a bag of sand, thanks for his favorite movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Maxer64 November 6, 2007