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Skiff

A secure private room for meetings, typically about confidential topics.

How about we talk about this topic in the Skiff instead? We don't want others eavesdropping.

by Mattie Ice Ice Baby May 28, 2021

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Skiff

To wipe one's penis around the edge of a cup, usually containining tea, before giving it to someone one does not like.

It is a term used largely in the British Army where new recruits or private soldiers are forced to brew up for lance corporals, corporals, sergeants etc... Skiffing the tea makes the tea brewer feel better about having to make the twat some tea in the first place.

"I hope you've not skiffed that tea Jones!"

"Jones, make four brews, unskiffed!"

"Did you skiff the corporal's tea?"

"Don't drink that I've just skiffed it."

by jackm83 July 13, 2006

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Skiff

(verb) - To appear in favor of an activity until the opportunity to participate in the activity is present.

Friend: "You want to get high this weekend?"
Skiffer: "Oh hell yeah man, im down for it whenever!"
F:"Really? Ive got some right now, lets toke up!"
S:"Oh, I uhhh... have some things to do right now... And i just remembered that ill be out of town this weekend..."
F:"Come on man, you skiff out on me everytime."
S:"Hey, ill do it when im ready."
F:"Youve been saying that for the past year and a half now..."

by SpaceCowboyInTheWoods September 6, 2010

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Skiff

1.) To avoid or ignore a person.

2.) The act of purposely excluding one from a conversation, usually while the person is standing right there.

Terry: "Hey, James, did you see how sexy Rachel looked yesterday?"

Blake: "Who's Rachel?"

James: "Terry, she was looking fresh! I definitely wanna tap dat."

Blake: "Guys, who is Rachel?"

Terry: "James, you ain't going to tap that before I do!"

Blake: "Please don't skiff me...."

by Demphster January 23, 2014

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Skiff

A small boat;
crumb sack;

only enough product left for personal consumption;
Tiny amount of substance;
Not enough to share

"Hey bro, do you have enough left for me AND my girl?"
"Man, I would if I could, but I only got a SKIFF left and taking it to the face.

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022

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Skiff

Skiffing somebody is just wiping your butt with you hand and slapping somebody with it

Brandon & Cody will skiff Kenny after school.

by Brandon Zimmerman April 10, 2007

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Skiff

A very shallow person who is annoying and petty, but thinks they are cool.

Lola: Ew, I can't believe you're wearing those shoes today. Don't sit with us.
You: No one cares what you think, skiff.

Don't be such a skiff.

by ValarMorghulis25 December 1, 2016

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