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An exhibitionist-style practical joke in which one stretches his penis over and around his wrist. He then approaches a person (usually at a party) and asks the person if they might be able to tell him what time it is because he cannot seem to be able to read his watch (said while attempting to stare down at his stretched out penis). The person then stares at the supposed watch in confusion, not being able to figure out quite what it is for a few seconds and then realizes that it is a stretched out penis. This usually results in a reaction that is a combination of shock, disgust, and amusement.
Did you see Dave pull out the skin watch on Jenny last night? It was hilarious!!
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An official eel skin watch occurs when a man, or young boy uses one hand to stretch his flacid penis all the way around his opposing wrist. While this may be confused for a real watch, it must never be relied upon as an accurate timepiece.
If if an individual is short on funding, he may choose to sport an eel skin watch to impress his partner for the time being. This will provide warmth to the wrist and displays the veins in your penis quite nicely.
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Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.
My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.
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When a male wraps his penis around his wrist.
dude check out my snake skin wrist watch (whips out his dong and wraps it around his wrist)
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When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it
Hey man like my silk skin watch?
Dude thats a dick. I hate you