The act of standing and/or stancing in a manner such that one leg is slightly bent and turned out at the heel, whilst the other is completely, ridiculously straight. The knee should be 100% locked. Straight leg may also be accompanied by a hand on the hip, and a slight bend forward at the waist. Practitioners can often be seen at the miniature golf course, as well as family events.
"Damn, did you notice that Uncle Jer has the wickedest straight leg today?"
"I've got to run, i've been standing at this pay phone for so long now that i may have induced permanent straight leg."
"After i called her a ho she slapped me so i gave her a slice of straight leg and walked out on her ass."
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- Straight Legging is the art of straightening out both legs to full extension in order to cum faster.
- To Straight Leg is to straighten both legs to full extension with no bend in order to cum faster.
- Straight Legged - During sex, you straightened both legs to full extension in order to cum faster.
"Man....this girl was busted but I needed to get it in. So after about 2 minutes, I straight legged it."
If you want to get it in quick, just Straight Leg it.
Straight Legging is the way to go, just extend both your legs during sex and cum in seconds.
If you only have a few minutes to masturbate, just get an erection, start jerkin, and straight leg it.
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When a female is getting fucked so hard that her leg straightens as she has an orgasm
Boy1: dude she had straight leg by the time I was done with her
Boy 2: awe, girls never do that for me!
no money for around the world ask for straight leg
Mags looked good in her mexican corset I asked for a straight leg she gave me around the world.
ps ( dont ask for big horse )
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A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.
That was one great straight-legged shit!
Extremely straight&tight pants that get smaller as they go down to your ankles. Very hard to put on! Gotta jump around alot for them to reach your waist. They look like pencils.
Preps and Emos wear them (Sometimes gangsters). Come in every color and pattern. Can be found at any clothing store.
Girls and Boy wear them. (But when boys wear them, they don't have an ass.)
Bonus for girls who wanna show off their butts!
If your thighs are abit big, I think you should wear anything BUT THESE PANTS.
(Big self-confidence lowerer!)
Gangster: Damnnn.. My ass looks fine in these skinny jeans/ straight legs!
Prep: Wow.. I have like no icky fat on me! Love these skinny jeans/ straight legs!
Emo: Yeaa.. I got zebra skinny jeans/ straight legs.
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