skooj

A euphemism that substitutes any noun, verb, or adjective in any context in order to add humor and ambiguity to a given thought.

"You got skooj all over my burger."
"I wonder if I skoojed the test or not."
"That car is a tad skooj, don't you think?"

skooj

A contemptable individual. (i.e. someone you don't like). Suburban slang.

"My teacher's a skooj! He always keeps us in!"
"Indeed."

Skooje

The act of coating your genitals in whipped cream, and moving them around in a circular motion.

Person 1: Hey, have you ever seen me skooje before?

Person 2: No, but I would like to see.