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A cookie baked in a cast iron skilet
Come over to my house for a chocolate chip skookie.
Adjective: Skookie can be used to describe anything that is generally shitty.
Noun: A skooke is a person, place, or thing that is fucking lame.
Verb: Skookin can be used to describe someone who is trippin, lying, or being a fucking idiot.
Background information:
Derived from a word that describes people from the shithole that is Skokie, Illinois.
Bruh, I seent them skookie ass shoes in the payless last week. But only thru the window cause I definitely ain't never stepped footed in no skookie ass payless.
I saw a skooke walkin down the road with a skookie ass pair of J's.
Don't come to my crib if you gonna be skookin the whole time.
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Skullfire + Cookie = Retardedness, wait... no skookie
Skookie is afraid of chipmunks
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The young offspring of a very rare, native New Zealand bird, commonly referred to as a "skooken",. Skookens are very elegant, pretty birds with large white tail feathers. Skookens are capable of flight, but generally do not fly as much as other birds due to the weight of their tail feathers, which prevents them from remaining airborn for long periods of time. Skookens are nonetheless very happy birds, however, and are revered and admired by tourists from around the world who are lucky enough to catch a glimpse of them in their remote habitat. Skookens prefer to eat worms and small fish, as they live near the ocean. They spend their time playing in the water, laying out in the sun, playing with one another, and eating.
Skookens are a protected species of bird and cannot be hunted or trapped.
Somewhat similar to an albatross, but prettier and smarter.
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The coolest, prettiest, cutest and most loving person you can meet in your life. But there are low chances for that so if you met Skooki you can consider yourself the luckiest fvcker alive.
And Skooki is extremely cute and pretty. Not in da way like you're looking at the painting and you're like "oh wow lookin nice". It's the "OH NO OH DEAR GOD MY EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED FOR ETERNITY" way. Yeah definitely like that. Like you will never recover fully. No way for that. But it's okay. You wouldn't even want recover. Trust me.
Skooki is soulmate with every cat in da universe and all kitties loves them. I mean, how could they not.
"What were you doing yesterday?"
"Yesterday? Oh, I had movie night with Skooki."
"You.. You're the chosen one. God's favourite."
The act of being adorable; cuddly; cute; easily squeezable.
When Celia's dog Daisy looked at me, I wanted to grab her and hug her because she was so skooky.
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1.) One who inflicts injury upon oneself.
2.) An act of retardation.
1.) He just skooked and lost all his digits.
2.) You pulled a skook
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