Skrebes

a verb, 'to skrebes' pronounced 'skree-bus'. can be used to replace any verb in the english language to give it a humorous meaning.

ow she's been skrebesing around here all day! it's creeping me out!
(used in place of creeping)

god i'm so hungry i could skrebes a whole horse right now.
(used in place of eat)

I'm gonna skrebes you.
(used in place of i don't know what)