Skret

A skank who is clearly on Ket .

Dude: Hey u off to the festival mate?
Dude 2: Nah allow it, there's bare Skrets about.
Dude: Yer but they'll prob give u a free blowey
Dude 2: I'm alright to be honest. I'd rather rub one out than let some skretter at me.

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Skret

(skr-eh-t)
An insult used to tell someone that they're a dirty/filthy sperm cell.

"dude, i wish your mom ate your dad's skret."

"fuck you, i'm not a fucking skret."

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Skret

A mix between a "meff", "scruff" and "scatty" person.

Shut up ya skret.

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skret

A little annoying cunt who pisses off everyone and thinks hes the biggest thug on earth (usually compensating for a small cock)

LITTLE SKRET: *does something annoying*
EVERYONE ELSE: fuck off you little skret

Skretting

Skretting is a surname from Norway. Also found in USA, Germany and Canada. The surmane is from a place called Skretting. The place is on Jæren in Norway. The place is known for farming. Skretting means "bad dirt".

Lars: What is you surname?
Anne: It is Skretting. Anne Skretting.