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"Skub is just something bland and insignificant. Perhaps one of those novelty goops that were popular in the 90's, or a wax to make your turtle's shell smell like pine."
-Nicholas Gurewitch, creator of Skub
"Dude, were you using my skub?"
"No way man, I'm anti-skub."
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Skub (n. v. adj. adv. pn.) - A political notion, idea, person, object, building, desire, sin, mythical creature, medication, lotion, governmental upheaval and/or reformation, action, description, or any combination or invention therein created and manipulated to inspire intense feelings towards no particular incarnation and, by proximity, others with opposing feelings.
Anti-Skub: "Skub is made from the tears of newborn puppies and kittens!"
Pro-Skub: "Skub increases life expectancy and makes you more attractive to women!"
Anti-Skub: "Skub is proven to cause erectile dysfunction in 80% of cases!"
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adjective: describes one who is for skub.
If you are pro skub than you are against anti skub.
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A close-minded individual, typically conservative and of evangelical upbringing, who feels the need to rally against even the most innocent and trivial of society's many guilty pleasures. Someone who is anti-skub has little care for whatever worthwhile or noble use you may have found for skub or its many synthetic variants. To them it shall always be unethical, immoral, and just plain disgusting.
These are the types of individuals who discourage Weeaboo in the workplace even though several non-profit scientific studies have proven that it does not in fact increase the likelihood of corporate bankruptcies.
No, OKAY... I am NOT a skub-hugging hippy. I don't even like skub, but that doesn't mean I have to be a skubophobic jerk like YOU.
Why are you anti skub idiots so full of HATE??
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adjective: describes one who is against skub.
If you are anti skub than you are against pro skub.
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n. A person who has yet to realize the fact that skub is terrible
-"Man I hate that!"
-"STFU, I'm pro skub!"
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