skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

Skumps

n. a word used to cheer or toast something; an exclamation; a cheer during a toast

"Skumps!
Skumps!
A toast to this night!
The outlook is rosy,
The future is bright,
Our children will marry,
Our kingdoms unite,
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!

Skumps!
Skumps
A toast to the home!
One grander by far than a palace in Rome!
Ah, let me fill up your glass, that last was all foam!
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!"
-Disney's Sleeping Beauty

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skumps

cheers; word used when cheering

Skumps!
Skumps!
Skumps
a toast to this night
The outlook is rosy
The future is bright
Our children will marry
Our kingdoms unite!
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!
-Sleeping Beauty

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skumping

The act of skateboarding long distances over flats and inclines without touching foot to ground, using perpetual surf-like pumping motions, sometimes switching between "goofy" and "standard" pump stances. Longboards for Skumping are generally in the 36" - 43" length range with 25"+ wheelbases, longer than skateboards used in Giant Slalom racing.

"That dude's skumping uphill!"

"We just finished a 10 mile skump session!"

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Skumping

The act of taking a dump while on Skype.

Admit it, you have found yourself on the phone while on the crapper. Skumping is the evolution of this act.

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skump

When you take a dump and you flush it and the remnants stick to the toilet as well as leave rings around the bowl.

Also, a drinking song in the disney movie sleeping beauty.

" I just skumped the bowl"

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Skumping

having video sex(humping) while on skype.....skumping
Playing with your self on video chat(skype)

I heard my roommate Jane skumping with her boyfriend....I guess they miss each other so much......

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