Skyrush

Holy fucking shit. I want to ride skyrush so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Everytime I think about Hersheypark I get a massive erection. I've seen every rule34 post there is of this ride online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking orgasms on every airtime hill. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted into that glorious fucking blue lap bar. I want that ride to have my mutant human/rollercoaster babies.

Fuck my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors flashlight. I glued my coasterdybamix skyrush model to it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Hershey season pass. I might not ever get to ride again. Holy shit I'm fucking scared.

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