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The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.
Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!
Being drunker than a real man should be.
I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.
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When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.
“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”
The state of severe intoxication which transforms normal girls into slampieces for the evening.
- "Dude, she was slamhammered last night and she wanted me so bad."
- "Did you get hit it?"
- "Fuck yeah man! I was ready for round two."