Slamsterdam

Where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). Slamsterdam is the capital of the Bederlands. Sister cities include Dickstanbul, Cockstantinople, Bangcock, New Pork, etc.

"So what happened?"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"

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Slamsterdam

Eating after smoking marijuana, or "the munchies". Combines "slams" or snacks, with Amsterdam,NL famous for legalized marijuana.

i went straight to Slamsterdam after a long hike in Dankorage,AK.

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