slarv

1. To suck or slobber on a dick while giving head.

2. A disgusting way of describing the action given during a blowjob.

My hot babe of a manager was slarving on my dick all throughout our lunch break.

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slarve

In skiing, a sliding carve. At the end of your normal C-carve, you drift by flattening the skis. Stand up tall over the downhill ski, ease out of the carve, and plot your next line. Also known as a "schmear". Popularized by Shane McConkey.

I thought I would be showing her how to shred until I saw her slarve like a pro.

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slarve

to suck in an sloppy, uncontrolled and enthusiastic way

that skanky bitch loved to slarve mydode.

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Slarving Dode

Giving Head, Giving a blow Job, Sucking Dick, Giving a man oral sex.

I like Slarving Dode.

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Dode Slarved

The act of getting your dick sucked very hard and with much saliva. It originated from the FunnyorDie iPad parody video actor Adam Scott.

"...send and receive emails; all while getting my dode slarved."-Adam Scott.

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Slarv Dode

suck dick

that girl can slarv dode,or all other wheels slarv dode

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slarve dog

An old-school breed of snowboarder who wore sorels and favored back country riding and sneaking onto ski-hills. Characterized by fast, erratic riding the excessive use of duct tape.

Pompous skier 1: Wadsworth, what on earth is that?
Pompous skier 2: Why Niles, I believe it is one of those ghastly slarve dogs!
Pompous Skier 1: How hideous!
Slarve dog: Check me dude, Im gonna launch that wind lip and bust a mega method air!