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Getting slayered. The crowd telling a band to get the fuck off the stage while chanting "slayer, slayer."
Murderdolls just got slayered.
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She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries.
See Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Buffy tells Riley to look her up, "Slayer, the".
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The masters of metal. The baddest riffs (warning: Wimps may damage their wrist trying to play their music), the fastest drumbeat, the meanest voice and the most EVIL lyrics...
Typical Slayer lyrics: "The Gates of Hell are waiting can't you see, there's no other way just follow me
I can take your lost soul from the grave
Jesus knows your soul cannot be saved"
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A sport played entirely inside of a moving car. The front passenger's sole duty is to think of the must over the top metal band/word/singer/ect to SCREAM at pedestrians, creating a scare. Points and responses can be tallied. Be mindful of pigs when doing this. Also, for the driver, ensure you're not approaching a red light.
Game On Kids.
*Spots a man on the street*
MUTHER FUCKING SLAYER!!!
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Q: What time is it?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
Q: Where should I put this?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
Q: Why did you do that?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
Q: How did you do that?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
Q: How long is this gonna take?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
Q: When are you coming home?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
Q: Who did you vote for?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
Q: What's your name?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
Q: What's the square root of 5184?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
Q: Where are you going?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
Q: Hey what's up?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
Q: How are you doing?
A: SLAYER!!!!!
etc.
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Slayer (pronounced: SSSLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGHHHHYHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) is a metal band that the words "Awesome, Fuck Yeah, and FUCKIN METAL" can't describe. The only words that can possibly describe Slayer are "The GODS THAT FUCKIN SMASH THEIR HEADS AGAINST A WALL UNTIL IT IS PAINED BLOOD AND THEN STARTS SCREAMIN' FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone not worthy of "The Metal" will listen to slayer and their face will melt, their head will explode and leave a blooied corpse, only for the bloodied corpse to explode and leave nothing, wiping out their very existence from the universe. Chuck Norris himself listened to Slayer and has now locked himself in his mom's closet, crying.
Me: What the fuck are you listening to?
Girl: I'm listening to Justin Bieber! Isn't he cute?
Me: No. Listen to Metallica.
Girl: (types Metallica into the Youtube search engine) Eh, not really my style. Oh wait, it says i might like slayer
Me: I wouldn't do that if i were you,.....
Girl: (clicks slayer)
(slayer begins to play Angel of Death, girl's head explodes and the remains explode as well, leaving not even a speck of blood. )
Me: oh, she should have listened to me.....\m/ SLAYER!!!!! (listens to the rest of song)
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Only the greatest fucking band ever made. The best drums, guitar, and vocals. It could be slow or fast, but either way it's fucking crazy. Listen to Reign In Blood or War Ensemble if you want to start a fucking riot.
Q: Hey wanna listen to Slayer?
A: If we do, I'm gonna end up beating the shit out of you. But yeah.
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