slipped a crippler

When a person has been screwed, in either hole, so hard the night before they cannot walk properly the next day.

she got slipped a crippler last night, she aint running any where.

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Slip her a crippler

Another term for sexual intercourse, usually the rear entry position.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.

"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"

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Slipped me a crippler

To get passed duff information that causes severe embarrassment.

Sorry mate I thought you were gay. Steve really slipped me a crippler there.

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Slip Him A Crippler

The artform of sneaking up behind someone, pulling the back of his pants over his head whilst raising your knee up between his leg rapidly.

Stealth wedgy cripple slipper!
Slip him a crippler & watch from a distance!

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