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(slong'keh): noun
A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.
Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.
Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).
Prime example of a slonkey: CDG
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The mix between a slut and a donkey. Usually gets way too wasted and either starts to cry or be a belligerant slut. Favorite drink of choice is cherry burnetts. All slonkeys have incredibly annoying voices and love yonni k.
Emily: "Hey dub dee, your a slonkey"
Diane: "well roomie your a slonkey too"
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person 1 : did you see that animal.
person 2: oh ya that my slonkey.
not many people like to underestimate their own slonkeys, only the ones of others.
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A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.
Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?
Unimportant person 2: what's what?
Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?
Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
When you're fucking someone from behind, and you hug them around their stomach so tightly that they make donkey sounds.
I gave your mom a Donkey Slonkey last night. Bitch.