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Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now
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Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.
So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.
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alternate term for "morning wood"
The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.
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Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.
"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."
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When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.
I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.
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A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.
Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.
Sarah: True Story
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Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.
She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.