slurd

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It's made up of the slushy stuff that builds up behind the wheels and is also known as a car booger.

Bill, the idiot, crashed his car into a telephone pole playing "Dodge the Slurds" on his way to the store today. He's such a stupid dinktwat!

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slurd

verb: 1) to shoot massive amounts of diarrhea out of your anus 2) to spit game to a girl with a lot of wet saliva dangling from one's palette

noun: 3) a heap of doo-doo

1) After consuming massive amounts of butterburgers and turtle fries, young Ono slurded his whole life away on the toilet.

2) Dirt likes to slurd to girls on a regular basis...and wets their face in the process.

3) Hero took Ono's slurd from the toilet and flung it on his own face...and called it war paint.

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slurd

it is compound of the words slutty-nerd

you are such a slurd

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slurd

the word you were appoint to an extreme slut. so slutty, that she deserves to be called slut in an indian accent. possibly a mixture of slut-whore in there somewhere too. guys can be slurds in rare cases.

"hey, you heard about jamie?"
"no, what's that slurd up to?"
"SLURDDDDDD-ing it up, that's what."

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Slurding

To slurd is to go sledding while under the influence of hard spirited liquor. Traditionally, bourbon whiskey is the liquor used to begin the drunken sledding off of the snowiest mountain tops and the steepest hills--on the most frigid of frigid winter days.

Slurding's roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 'Fighting Cock' Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

"Why would you look at that, I have nothing in the world to do right now and I am incredibly bored to tears.

-I am sorry to hear that--there is very little to do when it's snowing outside and you can't appreciate the simple joys of snowball fights like children can.

You can appreciate the joys of anything childlike as long as you add alcohol to the equation.

-Great Scott! Let us drink till we're mad and then go sledding down that nearby hill!!

Let's call it SLURDING!----BRILLIANT!!!"

Slurd

A derogatory name meaning fool, idiot, dumbass, etc. Used by adding after words like fool, idiot, dumbass, etc, to further describe someone's stupidity.

Jason: "2+2=5, right?"

John: "No, it doesn't, you dumbass slurd."

slurd

sloppy turd. slides out of the anus

oi mate keep outa the shit box for ten, just dropped the fattest slurd.