smao

verb meaning "study my ass off". use when test is near and knowledge is lacking.

Joel: don't you have a test tomorrow?
CJ: oh shit! i totally spaced. now i have to smao
Joel: smao?
CJ: Yeah, Dillhole, i have to study my ass off

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smao

A name for an unknown spread or dip which can be used to enhance the flavour of toast, crisps, chips etc.

Jamie - Hand me the tub of smao Jethro, bread is so boring without it.
Jethro - Sorry Jamie, I've just finished the smao.
Jamie - You greedy pig Jethro, go down the shops and buy another tub of smao.

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smao

Shitting my ass off

I ate some bad chicken and was up all night smao

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smao

snorting my ass off.

girl one: at least i wear a bra.
girl two: smao
george: no.

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smao

"Spanking my ass off"

A parody of lmao, best used when saying something intentionally naughty.

smao lmao spanking naughty

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smao

Screamin' my ass of

Annie : I just saw a rat !
Hannah : Zomg =|
Annie : I'm literally smao =O

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smao

Verb, sleeping my ass off. Parody of lmao. Most commonly used on away messages on Aim.

-Yo that party was dope as hell.

-What did u do after the party tho?

-What else, smao!!! Shute I was tired.

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