smath

Combined science and math.

Omg, I hate smath. It's so boring. Smath must die.

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smath

a petty tool

You're totally being a smath right now.

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smath

Also known as Tetracologicalzemur, it is hard to come by as it requires several days alchemy. Common uses are for growing out of control African Violets, cleaning spitoons, and also paizzaer. Also can be used to summon pigeons, which will later be eaten by the hawks you summon.

These african violets are not nearly as out of control as they could be, plus I feel like feeding the hawks, better cook up some smath.

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Smath

The furious and depressing state of mind while doing math.

person 1: Hey, what you you up to?
person 2: I'm smathing, about half way through
person 1: Aw I'm sorry, good luck with your work

Smath

n. A male sex god.

Holy shit that was good sex! Not as good as sex with Smath, not even close, really..

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Smaths

Smaths is the shirtened form of smathematics which is the mathematics of smilies

dude : whats a :P face?

Professor of smaths: oh thats simple, it is a :) times a :|...

Dude: oh thats cool i love smaths

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Todd Smath

To inject trenbolone at an extremely high rate

I was feeling small, so I Todd Smath'd in the bathroom before bed.